So — who’ll be at Coachella next year? Plus, Sad Kermit bares his dark, tortured soul in song.

What you need to know about this weekend’s Stagecoach country-music festival.

What you need to know about Coachella — whether you’re going or not.

Colbert and Stewart good, ABC debate bad; glowing reviews for Kanye West; do we deserve an NFL team?; Danny Federici dies at 58.

Prince will be at Coachella, but he’s not getting $4 million; Flight of the Conchords dates; Heather Mills gets nasty.

Skimpy season at Glen Helen; wedding bells for Jay-Z and Beyonce?; Social D’s Mike Ness going solo for Stagecoach, Hootenanny; Weiland back with STP, feuding with VR.

“Bush’s War”; cruel April Fool’s prank on cheeseheads; “Stupid” auditions; how far do Kutcher’s pranks go?

Prince officially NOT confirmed for Coachella; Tom Petty revives Mudcrutch; Britney’s TV cameo.

Festivals; Sleeveface; Eels etiquette; Britney does and doesn’t appear; VH off the road; Jackson real and not; and a cheerful Vampire Weekend.

NME Awards for the U.S.; Largo’s moving plus the “Largo” movie; Paris and Ashton are up to something; ACM nominations and more.